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Skills I wish I could list on my job applications

Saturday, January 23rd, 2010

Have been madly in love (2001 - 2009, excepting brief sabbatical); Interest in both Buddhism and alt country not entirely faddish; Once sat a few seats down from Al Pacino in a theatre.

Starting to get a handle on emotional problems; possibly coming to grips w/ own mortality; Doing dishes pretty regularly now.

Stopped thinking, “She wants me” when women tell me I dropped my hat; No longer guiding every casual conversation back to the exploitative nature of capitalism; Grew up at some point and it’s working out OK I guess.

Established commitment to making ill-fated attempts at real human connection w/ co-workers (references available); Long tradition of treating children like actual people; proven track record of not lying to dogs; CLEAR ABILITY TO NEED MONEY TO EAT SWEET GIBBERING FUCK GIVE ME A JOB YOU PREENING APPARATCHIK

“Creative Class,” or class (re)creation?

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

My latest print piece is out today. It was intended to be another, clearer - and hopefully less negative - piece inspired by the Creative Places and Spaces conference. But who knows? It mostly ended up being about Richard Florida.

When Florida speaks of the need to involve everyone in generating wealth, especially workers, it’s perfectly genuine.

But can’t we do better than “wealth”? He relates a conversation with an executive from Toyota, which was opening factories in the Midwest while the Big Three were shuttering theirs. “’We harness the creativity of each of the workers on our factory floor,’” the exec told Florida, who elaborates: “The workers themselves form teams; they improve the process themselves without an engineer telling them what to do.”

In other words, new responsibility flowed downward. But I’ll bet you clunkers to cash that the new profits still flowed upward. That’s “collaboration?” In my day we called it exploitation. And we said it over the telephone. And the phone had a cord.

I would very much like to like Richard Florida. Honestly. He occupies a somewhat undefined - and therefore potentially powerful - space. I’m just never sure who it is he thinks he’s speaking to; and call me old-school, but I don’t think you get to talk about some vaunted “creative class” until you’ve proven you can actually talk about class, period.

In one way, he reminds me of McLuhan: it seems as though he’d like to be working with activists, yet it’s mostly businesspeople who have any idea what to do with him. (The difference, of course, is no one ever had any idea what to do with McLuhan, even if they thought they did.)

I’m not with the union, but I’ll take them over the alternative

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

In my column this week I try out the idea that in the middle of theglobaleconomiccrisis (has anyone named their band Global Economic Crisis yet? Is that still up for grabs?), protecting workers’ collective agreements becomes more important. Because apparently that’s become just so nutty that we need 900 words to make a case for it - considerably more than the current accepted wisdom, “ARGLE BARGLE GREEDY BASTARDS!!!!!”

“I’m not sure I buy into the idea that these times require concessions,” says Ferguson. “This is a crisis largely driven by the banks and bad credit, and I find it disingenuous that the city would ask its employees to bear the brunt of an economic situation not of their making.”

Certainly, a lot of other employees out there are thinking the same thing. One has to wonder: are complaints about civic workers expressions of outrage or just jealousy of workers who still have the power to stand up for themselves?