Have been madly in love (2001 - 2009, excepting brief sabbatical); Interest in both Buddhism and alt country not entirely faddish; Once sat a few seats down from Al Pacino in a theatre.

Starting to get a handle on emotional problems; possibly coming to grips w/ own mortality; Doing dishes pretty regularly now.

Stopped thinking, “She wants me” when women tell me I dropped my hat; No longer guiding every casual conversation back to the exploitative nature of capitalism; Grew up at some point and it’s working out OK I guess.

Established commitment to making ill-fated attempts at real human connection w/ co-workers (references available); Long tradition of treating children like actual people; proven track record of not lying to dogs; CLEAR ABILITY TO NEED MONEY TO EAT SWEET GIBBERING FUCK GIVE ME A JOB YOU PREENING APPARATCHIK

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